Romanian Survival Book

April 27, 2007

On being Romanian #3

Filed under: Uncategorized — darian @ 1:19 pm


Someone found this on Amazon…I thought was funny!



  1. Unfortunately the English is not though…….!!!!

    Comment by Howard Phillips — May 31, 2007 @ 3:25 pm | Reply

  2. yes “not only am i perfect” But yes i do get the funny side of this….why is it romanians are never in the wrong?? it is always someone elses fault..and always they can never fully admit they are wrong???? just a culture thing i suppose similar to the english presuming the whole world speaks english…

    nice one though 😉 at least romanians can make fun of themselves…unlike some other nations..oohh as long as its not them personally that is..

    Comment by borlova — June 23, 2007 @ 4:30 pm | Reply

  3. It is very sad to admit that the whole world does not speak English………. It is normally that awful, dreadful, perversion and bastardisation of the language called American!!! Go to America, ask to use the “Bathroom” then ask them where the bath is!! Gets them every time…………

    Comment by Howard Phillips — July 27, 2007 @ 12:04 am | Reply

    • Of course it gets them, you silly goose. But, of course, in your subliminal arrogance, you forgot that nobody’s perfect and they’re not familliar with some linguistic customs. They were taught to use Bathroom or Restroom. Of course, where’s the rest when I piss on your face?

      Comment by dracidus — April 6, 2010 @ 10:33 am | Reply

      • Typical.

        Comment by anon — April 6, 2010 @ 1:38 pm

      • Very very typical of me, of course. But I’m sick of ingrates

        Comment by dracidus — August 24, 2011 @ 1:19 pm

  4. Howard, the Romanians speak better “Engleesh” than the Brits, and by quite a wide margin. Go to Ingluund, and ask to use “the loo…,” then ask them “in leiu of what, a paper bag instead?

    Comment by God Savethequeen — July 30, 2007 @ 1:24 pm | Reply

  5. I think it’s better as it is… with the incorrect use of english…. makes it even funnier! As for English people assuming the whole world speaks english – they mostly do! It is a problem for most brits because there is no motivation to learn other languages – because everyone wants to learn and speak english – which of course is now THE international language of the world. I have discovered that most young Romanians speak excellent english – sometimes even better than many english people I know.

    Comment by Rick — December 7, 2007 @ 12:18 pm | Reply

  6. 🙂

    Comment by Girl — February 18, 2008 @ 2:15 pm | Reply

  7. Как всегда на высоте!

    Comment by AMIGO — November 13, 2008 @ 10:59 pm | Reply

  8. Rick

    Romanians speak better English than many English people you know (what are you trying to apply) That English people are so stupid that they cannot speak there own language

    How dare you!!!!!

    Comment by Mary — November 22, 2008 @ 10:24 am | Reply

    • Let him dare. Even though he’s not fully right, he may have a point there, you know:)

      Comment by dracidus — March 8, 2010 @ 4:46 pm | Reply

  9. “Howard, the Romanians speak better “Engleesh” than the Brits, and by quite a wide margin. Go to Ingluund, and ask to use “the loo…,” then ask them “in leiu of what, a paper bag instead?

    Comment by God Savethequeen — July 30, 2007 @ 1:24 pm”

    Well if you are Romanian then you must be one of them who cannot speak English, you cannot even write Englsh)

    To get your facts straight the English Language origins are from Germany,Denmark and France. Many words which are used in everyday speech in England come from William Shakespeare, as well as from Germany, Denmark and especially France. We also have the Celtic language spoken mainly in Scotland and Ireland.

    As for your comments well in lieu means instead of and has no connection to loo (toilet)which originates from the cry of ‘gardyloo’ (from the French regardez l’eau ‘watch out for the water’) which was shouted by medieval servants as they emptied the chamber-pots out of the upstair windows into the street.

    Both are French words used in the United kingdom, this is part of our language, so why are you laughing at us? Why don’t you actually Learn our language then you might have a better understanding.

    Comment by Mary — November 22, 2008 @ 10:51 am | Reply

    • Excuse me, is your IQ lower than a monkey’s one?

      Comment by dracidus — April 6, 2010 @ 10:35 am | Reply

  10. There is a culture of betrayal in Rumania which leftist Rumanians and their American allies have neatly covered up. Rumania betrayed Germany in World War I AND World War II. The king betrayed his own people in 1944 and sent the Rumania Army to fight againast their allies. There is much evidence of Rumanian betrayal if you look at what they did. But if you try to find written material on it, it is suppressed.

    Comment by Jack sigil — November 27, 2008 @ 5:37 pm | Reply

  11. I do not want the whole world to speak English I cringe when overseas and notice that foreigners have adopted the most crude Africanized version of American ohne kultur. The israelis are particularly loathsome with their many rap pseudo-musicians.

    Why isn’t the character of Europeans or Asians sufficient for them to have their own culture? their own values? their own movies.
    It is disgusting to see them leeche onto American crudity and go insane with worship of cretins like Michael Jackson and Hussein Obama.
    Why don’t they have their own heros? Take lessons from Hindu India.
    America is a balkanized, africanized wasteland of communism and greed.
    Why are foreigners so without character, self realization, pride in their historic traditions and culture, that they become faceless non-persons grimacing their way into the future as wiggers?

    Comment by Jack sigil — November 27, 2008 @ 5:43 pm | Reply

  12. Jack

    Not all western europeans and Americans are “Foreigners so without character, self realization, pride in their historic traditions and culture, that they become faceless non-persons grimacing their way into the future as wiggers?” We all do not worship people like you mentioned. Most people abroad are not like this, It is only in the city slums of USA and London you find gangs which adopt a ganster type of culture, because they are poor ignorant people who do not know any better.,

    People dislike Americans and English because we stand up for ourselves and we fight in other countries to free people from dictators and so on. You only need to look at your own history in Romania regarding dictators, but alas there is no country in this world who does not have a black dark history, everybody is the same.

    You say take lessons from Hindu India why??? look what has happened in India recently regarding inocent American and English people, is this the way forward. Shoot people because of where they come from leaving . children without mothers and fathers so near to Christmas time. Its is crel sadistic evil people my friend and if religions believe in this then that is not a religion i would want to follow,

    I would like to put this across to you if Muselims hate the Western culture then why are they using the internet, why do they wear trainers, denim jeans, why do they watch TV. use a phone, Travel in cars and planes. use roads, bridges etc in there normal life, (i could cite many more things here)

    These are all invented by western europeans and americans so my question is fine we will pull out of your countries and blow up all that has been invented by us and ban them from the use of cars clothes and the internet etc, because you do not want our culture, they cannot despise western culture and embrace it at the same time.

    Comment by mary — November 28, 2008 @ 7:35 pm | Reply

  13. Heroes

    Artists: Salvador Dali,Leonardo Da Vinci,Henri Matisse Claude Monet Pablo Picasso Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec Andy Warhol Vincent Van Gogh etc

    inventors: Louis Pasteur,Thomas Edison, Alexander Graham Bell.Henry Ford,Charles Babbage, Johannes Gutenberg, The Wright brothers etc

    Shakespeare, I could go on these are a few heroes which people admire in western europe and the USA. People do not admire michael jackson we here think he is a sad freak, USA and especially Western Europe has a long and interesting history with a wonderful diverse culture. We are not all driven my greed of money.

    There is alot of people in the west like there are in the east that are very nice people, it is the minority which set countries against each other, not all muslims are the same and there many I know who are angry that these terroists are using there religion as an excuse to commit murders.

    I think you should be ashamed to judge all westerners like this, you offend me

    Comment by mary — November 28, 2008 @ 8:26 pm | Reply

    • Without Henri Coanda the Western civilization wouldn’t have ever heard of Jet propulsion. The discoverer of the insulin? It was a Romanian. The invention of the fountain pen? Romanian. Father of cybernetics? Romanian.
      Every people has it’s own unique contribution to the face of the world. Don’t be idiots and deny the fact that Romanians have a bright side, too. The problem is that you’re focused mainly (not to say only) at our darkest problems. You too have problems, too.
      FYI, America was founded on cultural diversity. What don’t you like about Balkanians living in America? It’s called “diversity”. Or, better yet, you like going around and saying big words like “democracy”, “diversity”, “non-discrimination”. Hypocrites:)

      Comment by dracidus — March 8, 2010 @ 4:54 pm | Reply

  14. jack sigil

    buddy you sound so cynical to the point that I fear (not really) you might find a cliff to jump off. Relax man! Have some McDonalds, watch some Mtv, get laid and stop sitting on the fence, while watching the world (and the pop culture) go by you.

    Comment by pappy — December 1, 2008 @ 4:29 am | Reply

  15. “Romanians speak better English than many English people you know (what are you trying to apply) That English people are so stupid that they cannot speak there own language

    How dare you!!!!!

    Comment by Mary — November 22, 2008 @ 10:24 am”

    dear mary,
    wouldn’t that be IMPLY instead of APPLY…and “THEIR own language”?

    but i would say that romanians speak english better than english speakers speak romanian, adevarat?

    Comment by ryan — December 10, 2008 @ 6:09 am | Reply

    • Adevarat, prietene:) True words you have spoken:)

      Comment by dracidus — March 8, 2010 @ 4:55 pm | Reply

  16. so i slipped up with the spelling of one word which happened because of the comments i read which made angry

    It seems that alot of Romanian people on this blog have alot of resentment towards Western people and only want to see the worst of what the West has. Maybe it makes you feel good or are you in denial that your country is poor and cannot accept other people abroad are happy and have a wealth. Which your government cannot give you. They cannot even repair your streets in Bucharest.

    If you are happy then stand for parliment yourself and change things

    Comment by mary — December 10, 2008 @ 8:51 pm | Reply

    • Well, we don’t feel bad about being poor. We have always been poor and, to be more frankly, we kinda “Got used to it”. I, for example, don’t mind if you have more money because of my stupid gouvernment because I know that one day the page will be turned and the countries believed to be the weakest economically or politically will become the strongest. We’ll just have to live to see that happen:)

      PS: If you’re Jew, Hitler wouldn’t be proud of you. Wait, I think you’re a Chinese kid adopted. Right

      Comment by dracidus — March 8, 2010 @ 4:57 pm | Reply

  17. I am a big fan of actor Marcel Iures and run his official website

    Does anyone know of anywhere in Bucharest that import DVDs abroad or any online websites that you can buy Romanian Movies?

    I would like to buy some Romanian films starring Marcel especially Logodnicci din America, can anyone reading this blog help in anyway?


    Comment by Melanie — December 16, 2008 @ 4:48 pm | Reply

  18. Had no reply regarding online websites so maybe there isn’t any, I am thinking of travelling to Romania in Autumn and so could buy the DVDs from a shop instead. Would anyone know of any good shops in Bucharest which sells a wide range of movies on DVDs?.

    Please let me know


    Comment by melanie — January 11, 2009 @ 3:27 pm | Reply

  19. No replies to my question re shops to buy DVDs in Bucharest. So my search continues on.

    Ah well least I tried this blog for an answer but it was not to be. So Its back to the internet and google to try and find what I am looking for.

    If anyone does have any answers after I have written this, please let me know I would most appreciate it.


    Comment by melanie — January 16, 2009 @ 1:36 am | Reply

  20. Do all Romanians go hysterical at the slightest thing, screaming and shouting and getting so worked up I am afraid they may have a heart attack

    Or is it just some people in (Bucharest) that need serious help with their mental health, there seems to be alot of really miserable rather strange people living there

    Outside of Bucharest people are very kind and very nice people. It must be constant inhaling of car fumes that has made them psycho

    Comment by eddy — February 1, 2009 @ 5:09 pm | Reply

  21. The words “romanian” and “perfection” have nothing to share

    Comment by Jekko — November 30, 2009 @ 3:57 pm | Reply

    • Amen to that…

      Comment by anon — November 30, 2009 @ 9:32 pm | Reply

  22. @Jekko and anon

    Also the phrase “human being” with what you see in the mirror…

    Comment by Xenon — March 6, 2010 @ 2:09 pm | Reply

    • Amen to that, brotha’!:)

      Comment by dracidus — March 8, 2010 @ 4:59 pm | Reply

  23. Thanks for this great site!

    Comment by marjoryklerno — May 9, 2010 @ 7:28 am | Reply

  24. To Jekko: Your mum’s got AIDS.

    Comment by Florin — May 1, 2011 @ 5:12 pm | Reply

  25. Super tare tricoul sigur vreau sa imi fac unul pe alta culoare dar cu alt scris e geniala ideea….

    Comment by Alex — August 24, 2011 @ 8:12 am | Reply

  26. My daughter-in-law speaks quite good english.. with some accent. She makes errors from time to time but nothing really bad. It’s admirable really.

    Comment by myrnajacobs — November 6, 2011 @ 11:13 am | Reply

  27. Oh. btw I love the tee shirt!

    Comment by myrnajacobs — November 6, 2011 @ 11:13 am | Reply

  28. Romania is a nation of betrayers. Romania betrayed Germany in two world wars and their own criminal king betrayed Romania to the communists. The Romanians deserved the years of communist slavery which they embraced as foolish communist pawns.
    Any nation that trusts Romania is foolish. Romanian history tells the true story of Rumanian history.

    Henceforth call Romania, Rumania.

    Comment by Jake Kilgore — January 3, 2012 @ 5:16 pm | Reply

    • criminal king? he was just a boy and he was forced to abdicated. Secondly it is not Romania who betrayed Germany the communists from Romania did that after forcing the young king to abdicate. if u don’t know what you’re saying then don’t say it all!!! IGNORANT!!!

      Comment by alexis — January 18, 2013 @ 7:49 pm | Reply

  29. Mary
    How dare you refer to you and I as “we”. You are obviously an Obama Zombie and I am sane. There is NOTHING to admire in America or Britain. America started out as a free nation. Now it is an afrocentric communist nation. Minority parasites and communists have taken over America. Unlike Rumania, 80% of Americans are not welcoming afro-communist USSA with open arms. We hate and despise this shit hole. At least some European nations have self hood and strive for freedom. The integrated, amalgamated balkanized America has welcomed its own tyranny. Only by protracted war, using nuclear weapons domestically, can we ever regain American freedom. If 100 million of us must die to regain a European nation in North America, so be it!

    Comment by Jack Sigil — January 3, 2012 @ 5:23 pm | Reply

    • I agree with Jack.
      Mary is typical of the American wigger, arrogantly trying to force feed Obamaism down the throats of the world. Such phony Americanism only leads to communist tyranny and the end of free speech. Look at afro-america, Moslem-Britain and Canuckistan. They are all communist dictatorships. Look at the sickening rap, dread locks and trashy American ways swallowed so easily by Euro-trash. How dare these American cretins pretend to set the world straight with military “power!”
      How many of you know the truth about the US military in Afghanistan and Iraq? American generals have been bribing Moslem (protection money ala Al Capone) savages for years in order to suffer fewer American casualties.
      Look what the stupid Americans did to Germany. Now the Germans have laws against free speech and thought. If any German or foreigner dares challenge the false Holocaust history and Jewish money making machine, they are Jailed!
      The European Union is socialist (e.g. communist). Stupid Poland imports ignorant Africans from hell holes like Nigeria and “elects” them to the Polish legislature. American insanity is destroying the civilized world and Europe is part of that destruction.
      Of course the Europeans are too morally bankrupt to fight for their own culture and people. They want africanization too!

      Comment by Bill Mason — January 3, 2012 @ 5:35 pm | Reply

  30. It is not a world of peace and beauty and dispassionate rationality, but as Henry James once wrote, “Life is, in fact, a battle. Evil is insolent and strong; beauty enchanting, but rare; goodness very apt to be weak; folly very apt to be defiant; wickedness to carry the day; imbeciles to be in great places, people of sense in small, and mankind generally unhappy. But the world as it stands is no narrow illusion, no phantasm, no evil dream of the night; we wake up to it again forever and ever; and we can neither forget it nor deny it nor dispense with it.” Henry James’ statement is an affirmation of that of Job: “The life of man upon earth is a warfare…” Only through war do we the peons of the middle and working classes have any hope of getting even with the marxist-capitalist, ass kissers of minority-parasitism. Only a million killing fields packed with communist tyrants will satisfy me. White European Civil Rights now!

    Comment by John Barrington — January 17, 2012 @ 4:14 am | Reply

  31. I am amazed to find a comments sector replete with brave intelligent people demanding Euro Rights. I will sleep better to nite knowing that not every American is a nigger ass licking fool afraid of his own shadow. The wretched white whores who copulate with niggers deserve the beatings that they regularly receive from their “sensitive black lovers.” The biggest fraud of all is that negroes have larger penises. What a crock of lies.
    Whites Have Bigger Cocks Than Blacks Scientific Study Proves It2

    Science — A scientific study has proven that white men have bigger cocks than blacks, despite lies about black sexuality perpetrated in Jewish mass media and pornography.
    According to the study, published in a Canadian scientific journal, white men’s average cock length is 6.4″, two tenths of an inch longer than black cocks, which are an average of 6.2″ long. Hispanic cocks are an average 6″ long, and East Asian cocks are an average of 5.6″ long.
    For decades, whites have had to listen to the insulting and false derision of afrocentric propaganda claiming that African barbarians have giant cocks that somehow make white women attracted to them. While very few white women are actually attracted to blacks, and most of those who are are mentally, emotionally, or physically defective in some way, this myth has been eagerly propagated by afrocentric entertainment media, afrocentric movies, afrocentric music, and, most importantly, afrocentric pornography such as literotica.
    Like all afrocentric myths about black “superiority”, such as alleged black musical ability, alleged black dancing ability, alleged black sports ability, and alleged black entertainment ability, the myth of giant black cocks has been proven to be a racist lie designed by Jews to psychologically undermine white society.

    Commentary: It is questionable whether there is a consistent correlation between race and penis size. A Google web search of the phrase “race+penis size” reveals that different surveys and references yield different results.

    According to, their findings support Bill White’s conclusion:
    Since the release of the fifth edition, the number of Black and Hispanic participants has not substantially increased. Because of the continued low sample sizes therefore, the results reported below concerning the aforementioned groups must be considered tentative, pending a larger number of responses.
    Surprisingly, it would appear from Figure 5 (posted above left), that contrary to popular myth, Black males have shorter erect lengths than their Caucasian counterparts. However, due to the small sample size and large variation in lengths, this “difference” is not statistically significant. The average flaccid length among Blacks however was 93.8mm (3.7″) compared to 87.7mm (3.4″) for Caucasians, which may be responsible for the impression that Black men have greater erect dimensions. Again, I emphasize that these observations must remain tentative.
    There was a significant difference in length between Caucasians and both Hispanic and East Asians (those of Chinese, Japanese, Korean or Vietnamese descent). Whereas with Hispanics, such a difference was limited to erect length only, with East Asians all five measurements were statistically lower in comparison to Caucasians. Although part of this difference may be due to the shorter stature of East Asians, height matched comparisons with Caucasian subjects nevertheless failed to alter this finding.
    And a survey cited on the website also seems to validate Bill White’s conclusion. While I could not find the specific scientific journal he cited, the numbers cited below correlate precisely with what White published in the original article. Consequently, he must have been referring to Masters & Johnson:
    Sex Project – sex, love, and relationships
    Myths concerning males: Black men have naturally larger penises than white men.
    “This couldn’t be further from the truth. Based on a number of surveys (most notably Masters and Johnson), of thousands of men of many different races, white males actually have the largest penises. White males averaged an erect penis length of 6.4″ while black males averaged 6.2″. Hispanic men averaged 6.0″ and finally east Asian men bring up the rear with a meager 5.6”.
    This does validate one of the other points that Bill White made in his original essay – that lurid tales of black sexual prowess and black “supercocks” were clearly exaggerated. Although Asians, for some reason, seem to come up short in nearly every survey.

    Comment by Geat Mohammed — March 6, 2012 @ 1:18 am | Reply

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